I'm Done! I'm Done! I'm Done I'm Done I'm Done!

I turned it in! The last paper! It's in the office, for better or worse.
Seven pages of computer science mediocrity. Not significant in length, or
theme (Agent-Oriented Programming Paradigms). Significant because it's the
Last Paper I Ever Wrote For College!! Done done done! I'm
going to play guitar in the sun! Do a cartwheel!

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